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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Screwing Up Your Sem For Dummies

1.Get A Laptop

Yeah!Get one if you don't have one already. I can't giv u an exact configuration for your system, but atleast try to get a PC which can run your favourite game(fifa nd call of duty in my case) in the lowest settings without any dawdle.

For music buffs, the choice between a headphone or a beefy speaker depends on how well your roomies tolerate your genre of music.

Get a good keyboard and a good mouse. You don't want to be seen dragging your heavy laptop in front of the nearest service centre(which happens to be located at the farthest place from your college) just one day before your 1 year warranty expire, for a touchpad replacement.


2.Be The Best In What You Do

Don't get disheartened if you lose 10 – 0 to some “bozo” in your first ever multiplayer match. But think of someone else who would be in your postion ,next year,when he asks you to play with hime for the first time...It takes time...practice...cheat codes....and lots of bunking..... to reach a stage, when you lose to someone only if some irritating guy knocks on your door until you open them , in the middle of your game.Thats when you are a pro. :P


3.Games Are Not Evrything

All of you might not be into games, and some of you might hav reached unattainable levels of “pro” ness in ur concerned games.........dont worry..........take up some TV series.......say friends(my all time fav).....or if you are not into sitcoms, try prison break......dont take ur fat ass off your chair, until youve watched all episodes till date.........


4.Not Enuf?

....So...Games......Sitcoms.....Then Movies!!!!!!Its an ocean out there.........dive in...........take my word for it......u wouldnt wanna be saved.............


5.Thats Not All Folks!!

I am seriously tired of those movie lines, where people giv out 5 rules to do something and the 5th rule is “obey the 4th rule”....Duh!......Anyways, what i just cookd up is just very few of all the things you can do, in your spare time, at college.....spare time includes all the free time you acquire by creatively avoiding all those boring hours of lectures and tutorials........find your own creative ways.....to make use of your time......be different..like they say in almost all motivational books......And There You go........before you even know it....You have succcessfully messed up your sem, with a really low CGPA........Make yourself Proud :P


3 comments:

  1. awesome article!!

    1. in my case i becam a gaming addict in sem1 even before i got my lappie- thanks to generous neihbours :P [so u can screw ur sem even without buying a lappie..hehe]

    2. n yes 1 more tip to save time...if u are browsing from coll and thinking of checking your mail...do type in www.gmail.com in ur browser before going for dinner...hopefully when u return to ur room the webpage would have loaded.. ;)


    3. the thing i just cant understand is we all know this is what happens every semester...at start of sem we make resolutions to study regularly,quit gaming etc etc...but we always end up studying a week before the tests with that feeling of guilt...still the cycle just continues...

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  3. nice post...u surely do care about ur juniors ;).btw i didnt need point 2 to screw my first sem others were more than enuf.

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