Dream On!!!!!!!!

You are staring at the blackboard. It’s been a while since you have seen that dusty old blackboard. And now, you wish for subtitles in English , even though the professor is speaking plain english. Every word he utters is new to you.

You look around. The people in the first row, seem to be nodding to everything he says, and occasionally, they are writing something down. You look to your right.Ok.He is not nodding, but he too is writing down everything .Frustrated, you look to your back. Two of them are playing hangman. One is lazily rolling his pen around his thumb. One picking his nose.(Yuh!) Another is staring out through the window.You are a little relieved. And there is just one gal in the last row. Hmm...She seems pretty bored.What was her name btb??? OMG!! She is staring back at you! Turn Around!!! Turn Around !!! Phew!!! That was close!! Now, you are staring bak at the prof. He seems pretty oblivious to everything going on in the class. Even he looks bored. Whats he trying to prove anyway? Pigeonhole Principle my ass!!!!!

You hav got almost half an hour more, and it seems as if somebody hav switched everything to bullet time mode. Hmm. What Iff........................
Its midnight .Not jus any midnight. The night before the exam you have dreaded the most.You are in that room, where all question papers are printed... You are wearing some really cool hi tech suit, those english movie heroes wear during their awsum , action packd , hard to pull off missions. You browse through tons of thick brown covers until you find your “target“.Open it.Look at the questions.Phew!No way you could solved even one!!You start folding one copy to put in your pocket ..... And all of a sudden the lights switch on (you were wearing infra red goggles). It’s the Hostel Warden wearing pyjamas and a security at his back. You don't panic, whatsoever. . You stay calm, and take out the Memory Flashing Device from the movie Men In Black.You Put on your safety glasses. Flash it. They won't be remebering anything that happend fer the last 30 minutes. You casually, put bak your glasses, and the flash device bak into one of your zillion pockets. Fold the question paper and put that inside too. Walk to the window you jumped in thru. You Change your mind, casually walk past the stiill inanimate warden and security, through the corridoor. Some serious rock music in the background. OHHH Yeah!!!!

SWITCH

You are sitting down on the shores of a lake. It is evening and the mild rays of the setting sun is radiating from your breathtakingly beautiful girlfriend’s face. You are playing an acoustic guitar, and singing along with it.Somebody’s Me by Enrique. Both of you are in an unbreakable romantic trance

LAME!!
GO BACK!!
You are the hero of tomorrow’s exam. You can see people running through the corridor frantically. Some haven’t even started. Heh. You Pity them. Losers!!!! You close the door tightly. Remove your supercool suit. Take out the question paper. Put Some Loud Music. Sit Down. Stretch Yourself. Start Reading.
Question 1.Blah blah blah.blah blah blah blah 1.3425 x 5.6909 blah blah blah??
Tough One..But chill. You hav 5 more hours, and the actual question paper with you........ an evil laugh sounds inside your head. BUHAHAHAHA!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK...WAKE UP NEO....
The guy to your right, is packing everything. The guy to your left is still sleeping. And the professor is swarmed by the first bench guys, no room to move..... you slowly make your way thru the door, join a stream of ppl moving out frum evry class....get lost in the flow